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Yeah, give it to Thorn. He can't do a worse job than some of the imported monkeys we have had of late.

What's got 100 legs and 30 pubic hairs? The front row of a Justin Beiber concert.

Who cares. No-one decent wants to come to the Ricoh. We'll end up with another Boothroyd and we'll be talking about this topic again, after Christmas.

What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well endowed!

Is that Steven Segual? What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Sister matic

Is that Steven Segual? What do you call a nun with a washung machine on her head? Sister matic

It's the old compensation culture, especially up in the hard up North East!:laugh:

Perhaps the whole "The world ends in 2012" is right and it's starting in Japan.

Bizarrely enough, yes. For my £1 stake last year, ended up winning nearly £50. can't remember if i got 1st and 2nd or the first 3 in any order. My method is to pick by name, not form.

I know, let's get Frankie Boyle to respond on our behalf!!

If you have some pride, work your notice. If you don't, go on the sick Simples!

I had a bad dream last night. I dreamt Gloria Gaynor was at the foot of my bed with a huge dagger waiting to stab me. "First I was afraid, I was petrified.........."

Eddie Stobart died last week, it has been confirmed he was HGV positive.

Our forward line is Young and Bent...........d'ya know, we are sending out the wrong message!

No tears from me.

This time tomorrow.........chips!

Is that rhyming slang?

I've owned up to who I was!

Sadly, I will but I've a sneaky feeling I'm going to give it a miss. Going to get up uber early for the qualifying for the Aussie Grand Prix then Spanish football in the evening (if it's on, I haven't checked yet). Don't think Mrs Jarse will be too impressed if I do the England game too.

He'll probably get a bigger crowd that the Sky Blues!