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50% of them are brain-dead and the other 60% of them can't hear you because of their cauliflower ears. Oh and they can't add up either.

Maybe he was, but did we starve him of service?

Fook flying they give a don't. Rearrange these words into a coherent sentence.

My daughter's 13. I will get out my calculator and get back to you.

Mine was when my missus went to Russia for three weeks and the daughter and I partied like it was 1999.

There are indeed a number of much bigger clubs.

You will be known as Peter Couch from now on.

Okay. I did know it was a borough, as they mentioned it on 5Live yesterday, but didn't know Fylde itself was so small. No threat to the Citizens just yet then, eh!

Something nutty please.

Fylde has a population of 75,000, so bigger than Fleetwood and then some.

Might sound good at the mo, but in the grand scheme of things it's not going to sound too prestigious. Frames on other players' bedroom walls : Cup winners medals Player of the season awards League Titles International caps Frame on Ryan Haynes' bedroom wall "I once won two headers."

Well, Joy to pull out hers. Tim Fisher doesn't have any.

If they have it anywhere else it will be a dead giveaway as to where the new ground's going to be.

Yep. I was applauding the ref for that, but everyone else is saying it was harsh and should have just been a yellow. It was exactly the type of offence that needs kicking out of the game. If you knew you were going to get a red for deliberately tripping someone up, or wrestling them to the...

Yeah, he did. I am advocating a rule change. I hate to see players making absolutely no attempt whatsoever to make a tackle and just trip up or pull back a player knowing they will only receive a yellow card. Cynical offence should result in a red.

More of a cluster.

Anyone see the Wolves v Swansea game in the FA Cup highlights? I can't find the thread where this was discussed re cynical trips, shirt pulling, pullbacks etc., but the Fer red card is exactly the type of offence that some of us were arguing SHOULD be a red card. Just a cynical trip with no...

As usual the money will go straight into Joy's pocket.

I must have read it wrong. Just looked again now and it does say 5th. I will edit my post so as to recover some sense of dignity. ;) Edited. Backs out of the darkened room quietly.

Well I thought that stat looked really outrageously bad. I got that quote from the BBC site. Obviously an error on their part. Unless my eyesight has gone completely wonky. Even 5 times is awful.