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If you bothered to read (which I know from experience that you don't) you will see that I said I had no idea and just took a guess off the top of my head. Which part of 'no idea' don't you get exactly? Well done though once again for totally misreading what someone has posted. Batteries...

No idea. Who's to say there won't be a removable battery that you can just take out and plug in at home. Just saying none of us know how different things will be in the world in 20 years time. Look now how graphene is going to change the world now. 2040 and the world will be a different...

Yeah and of course in 22 years time technology won't have moved on a single jot and will be frozen in time.

Think I would just twirl an invisible handlebar moustache.

No need. I criticise anyone when they have a poor game and have done so for Young, Stones, Alli, Lingard, Vardy, Dier. Sterling has had a number of poor games for England and we have every right to be critical of that. He just doesn't look the same player for England. I don't give him any...

Why does the commentator keeping saying 'Neymar' in such a way it's as if the prodigal son has just returned to Earth?

They were favourites to go down though pre season. Probably going to be even more of a hot tip now for relegation this coming year.

Come to the conclusion that in life you just like snapping people in two.

Incredible! It's on par with with Maria's press secretary saying to the press interviewer 'Ms Carey doesn't do stairs!'

Bloody hell!! Is Neymar really saying to the ref 'Don't touch me?'

I beleived that at the start anyway.

Isn't that like exchanging a Binatone for a Bose?

If he spat he really deserves to be off.

Don't think you are allowed to say Black Jacks anymore, Wingy.

It truly does, doesn't it. Really weird, because the gap in time between the end of season and onset of the new usually seems an age.

I spent the first 6 years of my life licking the mould off the kitchen walls. If we were really good our mum would roast us some tree bark and we would wash it down with wood pigeon shit and toilet bowl water.

I don't know about others, but when he plays well I praise him and when he plays badly I criticise him. He's had a lot of poor games for England.

They should implement that in life for married couples, so you know when your partner is having an affair.

Isn't that Bassett rather than Barrett? Bassett - sweets, Barrett - homes. That's how I remember anyway. ;)

Because they are incredibly sad?