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But we have Max Biamou. Job sorted.

World Cup: 'Picking and plotting England's route to the semis.' Shearer asks -'how can we be so arrogant?' - World Cup: 'Picking England's route to the semis - how can we be so arrogant?'

Just conjured up a quick sketch of that to see what it would look like. Errmmm...... not sure how to break this to you, but it looks rather like this. You can try fiddling with your contrast and brightness on your phone or tablet, but I'm not sure it will make much of a difference. You'd...

BBR is your man. Not his area of coverage, but his area of expertise. There must be a window cleaners club or guild, or something. Maybe a monthly squeegee meeting.

Exactly what the tailor said when Screaming Lord Sutch showed him sketches of this outfit.

Or Gateshead FC.

What a relief Tony Currie, Patrick Berger and Martin Pringle have all retired.

Beautiful! Simply beautiful! I now have tears streaming down my face and I am beating my chest like a tremendously hairy, Eastern Lowland gorilla. I think a little bit of wee just came out too.

I respect your view as well, you Nazi.

The very young and the very old tend to have trouble with solids, so not sure that is such a good plan.

Or our true home, Wembley.

Prefer Sterling over Vardy any day of the week.

Sorry, should have clarified. Was talking about normal people, not the Grammar Nazis.

Hmmmm. 135 year history. 56 years in plain shirts. 79 years not in plain shirts. And I am NOT in a brigade!!!!!!!!!!! Grrrr!!!!!!!

Yeah, but Strachan did that on purpose. If we hadn't have had a foreign manager that season we would have stayed up.

No. The fact it was our second 11 should have no effect on the first 11. Only thing that concerned me was the lack of effort and application from Eric Dier. Part of me wonders if he is peed off that Henderson has taken that main midfield mantle. If Southgate has said Henderson is the man...

Stripes is also a funny movie starring Bill Murray. Planes is not very good at all. The defence rests m'lud.

And if course I got my season ticket through Zebra Finance. And that was after every other loan company turned me down.

Exactly!

Absolutely not! Not having that. We won all those trophies BECAUSE we wore stripes! If stripes are not a good thing, why do we all have them on our pyjamas? You wear pyjamas and you sleep like a baby. No pyjamas, neverending nightmares and restless sleep. It most certainly is NOT a...