I’m only yanking your chain, I had assumed it was a joke in the first place. Sarcasm doesn’t come across well in written form.
Having lived through 2 divorces as a child (one amicable-ish, one not so) I do understand where you’re coming from.
Got a Lenovo Ideapad from Curry’s a couple of years back for about £150 with a year’s subscription to Office 365 thrown in. Decent thing considering the price.
28 league matches I make it. Slow day at work so run some stats on it:
When scoring first (15 games) we’ve taken 34 points.
When we score first we’ve won 10 of the 15 games.
When not scoring first (28 games) we’ve taken 28 points.
When not scoring first we’ve won 7 of the 28 games.
It’s...