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Yeah. Bought 4 on Saturday. 1 came yesterday, but the others haven't shown up at all yet.

I thought you were Sikh.

Liked it, but it is wildly bonkers.

And I haven't shifted my train tickets either.

Forte Worth. How much is it?

Except we will all be wearing t-shirts with stuff like 'chill your bones', 'just relax' and 'no pressure' on them. We've had 41,000 (yeah, optimisitc for another grand on top of the 40) of those printed.

Pre: Get ready Post: Party like it's 1999

Depends if the missus is feeling frisky or not.

Yeah, but it could be those c**ts from down Devon way.

Okay, I will let you have Fred and even, Binney too, but there's no way I am giving you Head.

You shouldn't mention matches after I have just been talking about straw.

What if you don't have any friends?

Wow! That's an upgrade on the last one. That one was made of straw and launched ....well umm......straw.

Are you merely doing that so a security bloke can ask 'Is that a rocket launcher in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?'

Tell you what, we can make a pact. If you can let us win this Monday, we will let you win the following Monday. Deal?

What's Levi wearing?

Ooh, can I play?

Oh you don't half wax lyrical, you card!

Can we actually take much pleasure though from beating up the little guy?