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Not sure if it has been mentioned by someone else, but, though I wish Boris Johnson a speedy recovery and would never wish this horrible virus upon him, or anyone else, I am got a bit pee'd off by a succession of government ministers making comments such as 'He will survive this, he is a...

Isn't he loud enough as it is?

WTAF!!! Not the main headline. Top right.

Anyone else calling the peak 'Trevor', or is it just me?

Nothing of contention that I can see. Everything he has said today makes sense I think. English Football League: Season 'can be finished in 56 days' - English Football League: Season 'can be finished in 56 days'

Seems like they told all the other neighbours except you and that was because you were the unknown reason they moved.

Easter. Same happens at Christmas. People go mad and hoard and buy stuff they don't need.

Something Rick Parry said apparently.

. Nope. I only shout that if I go to the toilet and a lift up the toilet seat and she hasn't flushed after number two. I then call her in, point at it and declare 'Your shit.'

Yup.

Yay. It never got good reviews, so how it lasted so long, I've no idea.

Yes, exactly. The same for everyone. If we play someone and we are both rusty, we may not have the fluidity or momentum we previously enjoyed.

We are, but it is so easy to be a little bit ring rusty.

It's called foreplay.

Those damn brown Muslims again.

This the City, so always a fear that we migh come back a bit rusty, lose a couple of games and then have teams within just a couple of points, breathing down our necks. Could really wobble off the back of that. It's been a long time without football and you just don't know whether we will...

Watch the Belarussians.

Every time my missus would come in with a cup of tea I'd be shouting 'Who are ya, who are ya!' Either that, or if she spilled it 'You're going home in an ambulance!'

Average points.

I meant he would have to be playing outfield so as to not be such a liability.