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Holiday Inn near Asda in Walsgrave.

This civil war (I care about the club and you don't if you don't do the same thing as me!) is still awful.

If they can CC o2 in while they do, my contract's coming up soon.

Seeing as the end goal of any boycott or protest is a successful football team, that whole 'there are more important things' line works incredibly well as an argument against doing that too.

I've been refusing to eat Elk in protest of our Finnish overlords for years now. I might just change it to matchdays.

I still maintain Scotland's subtle Euro 96 tartan kit as one of mankind's greatest creations. It's between that and memory foam.

Sony wouldn't pull this kind of stunt. #teamsony

'TELEGRAPH EXCLUSIVE: Sun blocked over Ricoh Arena, locals baffled'

I bet he identifies with Smithers most of all. (but not in that way)

Ace! I swear nearly every post I read flags up a Simpsons reference in my brain. I should go cold turkey one day.

I like how one of their management team is called Michael Rich, as if named by a Disney writer.

What do you teach?

Years of old-school Gran Turismo led me to always coo in awe at the Dodge Viper (with racing stripe only, the regular version might as well be a shopping trolley. pah). 10 minutes with one and I'd have wrapped it round a tree, guaranteed.

(Also, take a flask and have a nip any time he starts a sentence with 'listen', you'll be hammered before you know it. Same when Roy Keane's on TV)

I think it's definitely a good idea to arrange in order of importance, as there's no way even a quarter of those would be addressed with all the waxing lyrical and 'Listen...' Tim'll be breaking out.

If they do buy the land and yet somehow find themselves no longer in charge, they could just sell to Costa Coffee or Tesco, who will build on any spare plot of land they can find. Look behind you now, 50% chance they're knocking up a new shop.

Rocket powered car, parked outside my solid gold house.

Check the left wing

I'd love us to wear a pink kit, although you have to be careful with the shade. Palermo cut a dash rarely seen in football, whereas Juventus had one the other year that'd blind a pirate.

He seems a dick at times, but then all the stuff about helping kids in Sierra Leone out of his own pocket makes him more a pantomime villain than one of your evil no redeeming feature types.