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That statement doesn't work so well with the ladies I find.

Yeah and it's such a shame that London don't have an underground tube system and light rail and dozens of main train stations isn't it, alongside all the buses. Maybe one day, eh

That was me. I got one ST for me and another for my missus.

Not posted for a while? You must be a council plant.

Yeah, I have looked at Hearsall Common and thought it would be perfect. Shame they would never allow it.

Oh, another one who has never, ever met him in the flesh.

Not in row 18 hopefully.

Yeah, it's a bit like my saying one day I am going to marry Carey Mulligan.

I haven't heard 'bozo' since 1973. :)

Ha.

When Corbyn becomes prime minister.

A match at St Andrews.

Indeed. I am guessing that Eastwood is Pol Pot and the council the KKK.

Well here's 3 for starters.

Make them play indoors.

I am surprised there are any bloody resources left at all after austerity. Been half expecting a letter to come to each and every household telling them which day is their turn to put on the uniform and police the neighborhood.

Is that where the 'By Royal appointment to her Majesty the Queen comes from then?'

Yup. He has to put a positive spin on it.

It's called the long con.