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Just completely lacking a right winger. I’d move Eccles out there at least he’d be in position

He’s ran into his foot Oggy don’t be ridiculous.

Blatant dive there

EMC gets fouls against him just for looking at defenders.

Lads lads. All our takes are terrible.

Surely we’re not playing the high line today?

Yes it is. Post your medical qualifications or shut the fuck up about your mental illness on the match thread FFS. Literally can’t even spell flu and think you can outsmart the medical community. JFC.

Is the point to Doug about our squad depth?

Is there a limit to how many injuries? I assume as long as you can put eleven out tough titties?

If this is true I’m hoping for the spirit of Christmas ‘95 and a 5-0 win with Lats bagging a couple.

21% of medical staff smoke so lung cancer isn’t real. Iamverysmart.

Yeah lots of nurses are scared of needles too. I’ll tell you what I told them: don’t worry the staff are well trained and if you just tell them you’re scared they’ll be really nice to you.

Maybe it’s cos we’ve got a really small squad.

Just an absolute marker of someone who can’t parse information and has to try and sound clever by repeating something they’ve half heard online.

Hang on mate just asking my GP whether we should play 3 ATB tomorrow.

You might think that but all available evidence would disagree. Any anyone who has met a nurse would know they’re hardly immune (lol) from internet madness.

Missus is jabbed and has still had it as bad as me. Not sure the vaccine helps this particular strain but being unvaccinated as a footballer is ridiculous. I hope the club reclaim any wages when they aren’t playing from their ow stupid decisions.

“Ahahaha I can clearly see you’re never going to tell me injury news but I enjoy it so I’ll keep asking”

First time shots then. Why are you being so agressive?

Did you just post evidence that the vast majority are working M-F 9-5??