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Del Boy siding with Denzil, this is perfect!

The last time Denzel was over on the continent it ended with Del Boy, Rodney and Boycie accidentally kidnapping a chap and ending up arrested. That was a god-awful episode so by pure logic I'm against this move from the off.

To add to the goalfest stats, I read somewhere* Leon Clarke's 27 in 2013 is one of the best calendar years a Cov goalscorer has ever had. *it may even have been on here

'Carlos Tevez appears to be fisting Rio Ferdinand during a game of football. Ferdinand has an unhappy expression which lends itself well to this opportune photograph'

Argh!

There's also another similar magazine (I think it's new but can't remember the name, it's in supermarkets) that's got a double-page feature on Callum Wilson.

I'm with you, I've never heard of it in football before. You'd just smash your toes to pieces.

Some have, it toughens up the knuckles.

It's unlikely but I believe it'll happen some day, because you've got to otherwise what's the point?

They're playing a bit late aren't they?

Oh God.

John Aloisi was sacked earlier. He still looks dishy though, so every cloud

The main strange thing here is when one person breaks the quote tags and then every subsequent person just runs with it and it ends up with people looking like they're talking to themselves. Were you born in a barn? Close tags!

If a new stadium amazingly does come to fruition I won't see whether it is close enough to still feel close enough, I'm getting the trundle wheel and ordinance survey maps out. They're kept next to the soapbox.

Yeah, you've got to hate when people say something that turns out to be bullshit.

Messi, Ibrahimovic, Ronaldo, Pressley. I don't understand how more end of year lists don't go like this.

If you wanted a moderator to immediately jump on every bullshit post, you'd end up with about two threads left here.

I'd like to thank God, the academy and Crunchie.

Look at Mel Gibson here chewing up the scenery.

When it comes to the 'fuck you' list, taking the team 35 miles away from its home is already worse than a name alteration or a change of colours. Tan and Hull are merely playing catchup.