There's no way Richard Wood's getting to that. I've seen him and he definitely doesn't have pace that defies the laws of physics. Slack positioning by robo-Murphy there.
I think once he's in it doesn't matter if he's a fan, but that he doesn't have an emotional tie to the club makes everyone that little more anxious that he could understandably get bored of waiting around the longer it all goes on.
I asked Jordan Willis' milkman via our mutual friend Jack Nicholson and they said 'naw, skybluejack isn't to be trusted with his pseudonym and being on the internet and all'