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I'm convinced that most of the options on a coffee menu are the same thing designed to trick trendy people into believing otherwise

I saw the first episode, it's got all those shit hallmarks of a show made by Simon Cowell where it cuts to audience reactions filmed at different times and you hear witless mutterings from the thick British public. Undecided which is worse, that or the showoff singing thing with Ginger Spice.

The amount of dizzy fuckers driving around with no spatial awareness I'm surprised there aren't more accidents. I'd have everyone get re-tested on a regular basis.

Bloody hell yeah, it's so much worse when the lines are even painted out telling you where you need to be.

Pretty much every single day at a roundabout I get this. I'm in the right lane to turn right alongside someone in the left going straight on, and they'll take it literally and go in a straight line. How does stupidity not thin out the ranks?

I found the Kevin Nolan stuff hilarious, but once we went up at their considerable expense and he left I can't enjoy their fortunes since.

I'm every single person using the phone in everything. I'll listen for a second and yet take in roughly 30 seconds of information and will NEVER say goodbye, just hang up.

Bears-Raiders holds some appeal just to be in the same postcode as Marshawn Lynch if he hangs around, but otherwise not much there for me.

I've heard rumblings that we're in talks with Ade Akinbiyi to do a guest stint, here come de goals

He's got Andy Cole in on the coaching staff too quite recently, if the ability of either translates to their coaching it's a bit of a coup

I can't see an advert for his show without loudly shouting AMEEEEEZING SPEEEEECES which my wife doesn't find irritating in the slightest. I think he's Sunderland rather than Newcastle, not sure if they pronounce things differently there though

Wasn't it previously the case that if one team scores the other team gets one sudden death possession to do the same? I'd go back to that or maybe follow the football model and have a five-minute OT period. Luck shouldn't be as much of a factor as it is.

Crying race card about something that hasn't happened yet undermines the point somewhat.

I think it's just about right as it is, good three months and no overkill. If the Saints lose this, that penalty that wasn't called is going to haunt them

His mum has confirmed in a press conference that he's not that type of supporter and was honestly going for the ball

I'm in a Bond villain's private army. He probably should have given us a shooting test before hiring us, if I'm honest.

I kept scrolling past that story and this gave me a fright

Thanks to the right hon. Gentleman Captain Dart for posting the transcript on here, very handy. Three cheers, motion carried. The ayes have it

I had similar with a print at home ticket too. I was fully expecting the steward to send me off to the ticket office and queue but he just pointed me to the fella at the door who scanned it and let me in, very pleasantly surprised.

I'm an Englishman in a movie. Save yourself at least an hour and don't trust me from the start