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The sort of gear that will turn heads in a pub on Saturday nights...

Expect signings to be announced 5pm tonight... It's not like anything is happening at this time.

Richard Shaw...

Be nice if he broke through and scored 6 or 7 this season... Maybe unrealistic, but still would be nice to see.

That's it... We're fucked! Wake me up on July 1 2022 for pre-season in League 1!

Not forgetting that the EFL randomly made us League 1 Champions last summer because they did not know what to do during lockdown.

Bleep Test complete. Got to 14... times that I threw up! Back to the pub to refuel... Oh you mean for the team!

I'm getting on, but I would have no issues taking a pill that could make me a Premiership player now like your mate.

Better than... Ronaldo? He's 44 Too obese 🍔 In the days of Messi & Ronaldo... we think football is perfected, but Brazil Ronaldo 95-97 was fucking lethal!

We're missing a goalie in our rumour XI. So lets go for Antti "He's not 'Finnished'... He's 28!" Niemi. I think he was at the Subaru/Isuzu sponsorship launch before Rangers sneaked in... So we got Hedman.

That's how we are going to tempt Mbappe to join us over the summer... On your days off Kylian, can you travel up to the arse end of Scotland to scout the u/16s Highland League.

Ha... I think that is Benali's daughter.

Could you not think of a word to rhyme with obligation?

Being picky, their sponsorship logo looks a bit knock off... But then we have two options, put Granada Bingo on from one season or no sponsor from the other one... I know which one would sit best with me.

Apparently it's a done deal... The only sticking point is whether it's an option or obligation to buy after.

Oh yeah! Like we're gonna sign Memphis. Let's be realistic and aim for Mbappe.

From memory... 1989 (Ashes tests) was the last summer where England did not win a test. Could easily happen this summer... At least with have the hundred to 'entertain' us!

I'm keeping my eye on the stewards around the grounds... The Baku ones look decent.

The 'we're signing a 16 year old from Herne Bay' rumour was going around like wildfire in the parishes to be fair...

Technically a 1 year loan with an obligation to sign for 7 years.