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I see Johnson more like the old school bucket and cold sponge man who waddles on when a man's down injured.

I'd spotted that too and tried a thought experiment. If we got 3 points but lost a player to injury each game, would we be safe from relegation before we had a team which was so weak it would likely lose every match? I figured the answer was yes.

Snow on Saturday morning. Game off or pitch in even worse state?

Unless they ate cereal? Sorry, I blame lockdown!

'Skyrocketed' has replaced 'rocketed'. Why? We all knew rocketed meant 'whoosh'. 'Passed' has replaced 'passed away'. I always think 'passed what? Water? A kidney stone? A housebrick?' Program(me)s (spelt wrong) are now shows which are aired no longer 'shown'

Channel 508 on Virgin media

I heard the sad news just before a briefing at work. My colleague of 20 years is a Jamaican Baggies fan who idolised Cyrille as a youngster. Just as I was breaking the news the room went silent so I whispered. She was so shocked and upset and glared at me as if I was making a crap joke for the...

Sh!t on the Villa - that's a classic

I'm also confident we won't lose on Saturday.

I am confident we can avoid defeat tomorrow !)

He's barely old enough to have an adult grandson surely?

The waters are muddied by the modern trend of using surnames as first names. E.g Brooklyn, Phoenix

George Hudson

Gerry Daly

Larry Lloyd Cyrus Christie

On one random conversation with a stranger on a walk last summer I predicted this. I told a baffled woman Trump is a New York gangster and a white supremacist. He will not go quietly. She looked aghast and changed the subject. This turn of events is no surprise to me. Trump and his ilk never go...

Devon Kelly-Evans

Bobby Parker

Paul Dyson

Dennis Mortimer