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Now all I can see in my head, is a growling, evil-looking Simms at kick off, with large clumps of his beard missing.

A win will add to my already quiet confidence in automatic promotion. 2-1 to us. Onwards and upwards. 🩵

T’was 13 years before I entered the world but if I did remember 1967, I’d say: ‘ooh, this were all fields in my day.’

Big Mo picked up momentum though, akin to a diesel train.

Which makes him a dickhead. An intolerable one. Yet, it seems, we should think of him and his trolling ilk as a merry band of banter merchants who keep traffic to the site healthy.

Maybe for some of the reasons he stated? The guy is a proper dickhead.

I do like the look of Brau, and he seemed to fit into the group dynamic very well. Seems like a good pro, good character, and I think he’ll do us a decent turn at LB/LWB or even further up at a push.

Receptionists at the doctors surgery, making you feel weird for saying the doctor asked you to book another appointment…it’s like you’ve asked them for something precious, and they don’t want to hand it over.

Onandi Lowe.

If/when we go up, I guarantee, Ben Wilson will have a fucking renaissance and get the PL golden glove.

Ryo Miyaichi, the lad who Arsenal had around 2011/2012, was literally twice as fast as Darren Huckerby, albeit he’d need about 100m or so to hit top speed. I’m sure he played against us for someone on loan, the season we went down to L1. (this could be my medicated brain melding several...

Keith O’Neill was the most immobile winger I’ve seen, but considering that acute back injury he had, I can see why he seemed to be in slow motion.

Quickest I’ve seen, personally, was Darren Huckerby. His acceleration was frightening at times. That lad had afterburners in his boots. 😎

Steve Walsh, Arjan De Zeeuw, Clive Platt and Stuart Beavon come to mind. Kevin Richardson, Steve Morgan and John Gayle also. Big Dion was pretty slow, to be honest. I never did see Leigh Jenkinson display any of that immense pace he supposedly had, either. He’d just plod around and put a cross...

In all likelihood, and this is just common sense speaking, we will be overtaken by the likes of Southampton, Ipswich and Middlesborough if we don’t strengthen the team in January. I’m not buying into the hype and media furore surrounding ‘Frank Lampard’s Coventry’ after a fantastic start to a...

Always thought he looked like a trainee constable, rather than a footballer. No idea why.

I’ll just chime in with my take on the away kit debate… …I’ve had vomit that colour, and when it’s a fluorescent orange, it sticks with you. Ergo, the hot vomit kit is rank. To me, at least. Carry on.

Smash them early doors and keep tabs on Philogene. What could possibly go wrong…

My input to this thread was very, repeat very, tongue in cheek. I’m quite literally rolling my eyes painfully.

Funny how, in all sense of reality, that there have been plenty of members who aren’t ok, and nobody even remembers them. For instance, if I stopped logging on to watch you all bicker and squabble incessantly, there’d be no search party or ‘Where’s Prof?’ thread . Selfish bastards.