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Just been to the Co-op behind the Wallace. Very calm there and maybe about 12 customers in there in total. Shelves are blitzed though. Hardly anything to be found at all. I only popped in as I was passing and it was just a quick reccy to have a look at the state of the place. Didn't buy...

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Do you not remember the boxes of electricity they used to have in those TV ads? Funny true story actually. My missus used to work for Wilko and at the time these ads, some woman came in and actually asked for a box of electricity and got very annoyed when the assistant said they don't sell it...

Won't happen in a million years! 6 awya from home? You're having a giraffe mate.

Yup, save up your money so you can buy a shit load of fags after it all blows over.

Away from home, have to be happy with a draw I think.

I have always been a hygienic freak, well, ever since I went out with a girl for 3 years who had severe OCD. She left an indelible mark upon me. I always put gel on my hands when I touch shopping baskets or trollies anyway, or doors on trains, or poles on buses (any nationality, really). It has...

Shocking to think isn't it.

If you are going to go for it, I recommend you go for Amazon Prime rather than Sky Store. Invisible Man - £15.99 at both Sky and Amazon, but Sky is only SD and Amazon is HD. I thought the Invisible Man was a great movie.

Many are, Nick. I've heard many people say they just want the essentials and even though they don't want to queue, they feel they have had to. Crazy days

To be fair, I have been moaning about people going to pubs AND about queuing at supermarkets. Same shitaboutery really. The government should have closed the pubs thought not have just suggested that people don't go.

Happy Birthday, Wingy birthday in two weeks, Wingy. Worst for me, because it's my wife's birthday on the same day and I usually try my very best to avoid her, but this year it is going to be impossible, because we are both going to be stuck in. Just wondering if now might be a good time to...

They need to at least be labelled idiots for sure. I see any big queue to get in and I just turn on my heels. I suppose you could leave all the food rammed into your cupboards and brand new chest freezer to someone in your will couldn't you.

Yup, wish you all the best too, weeman.

I hope that arrogant prick, Robins, doesn't leave it too late with subs. Grrrr. Could be a good time to rest McCallum and give Giles a go too.

Yup, that is exactly what I did. Unfortunately though, our garage has no electricity.

My wife already thinks I'm a joke, so occasionally I do like to slip one in there.

Damn! I was formulating my response, but you beat me to me.

That's easy for you to say. I am down to my last 14 cartons of soya milk and am beginning to panic a little.

Good time to go vegan!!!! Grab that lentil and pea-shoot roast before they're nabbed too.