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I shout 'unclean, unclean'. I now have my pick of park benches to sit on.

So, politician then.

Stephen King?

I bet that pissed Sundeland right off!

I got the promise of a blowjob if I came home from the shops with a bag of pasta. And that was just my next door neighbour, Hazel.

Good. Luck, Hill. Hope you are fully back with us soon.

What about Ellie Kendrick? Game of Thrones and Cobra. I think she is lovely. Right up my street, although I have knocked on just about every door and been unable to find her yet. She is an obvious to me, but probably not obvious to anyone else. Really liked her as soon as I saw her in GOT

Don't forget about social distancing, so Houch, you leave the box by a telephone booth in a layby on the A422 just outside Worcester, at 3.01 pm today and Adge, you go and collect it at 3.05pm.

Yup. They are all a very important cog in the machine.

Or basking in his chesty cough and a bit of a temperature.

So...you are saying Fatso is a top government minister then?

Wish we could do the same. I am being really, really careful, but my wife works part time at a very busy store and worse still, they have just started putting her on the tills because they are short of staff. She is therefore having lots of close social contact and cash is constantly filtering...

Hill might well have something to say about a 'chesty cough' and 'a bit of a temperature.'

Nope, she just rang me to say it looks like they just had a delivery and the stock level isn't so bad. They have milk and bread and she says there are only about 2 customers in there.

If anyone is interested, my missus is in Aldi right now. Radford Road Take her.

McAllister, Yakubu, Strachan, Kevin Kyle (he may have been under 30, but he played like a 55 year old)

This is no time for bingo, you should be social distancing.

If it's a Chinese takeaway, they are almost bound sure to deliver.

Got to have Godden, Wallace and Richard Shaw. Who else?

BBC News - Coronavirus: Seaside visitors defy social distancing advice Seaside visitors defy social distancing advice Idiots. The lot of them.