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And our Santa this year is Tom Bayliss. He's got loads of presents to hand out - 10 bags worth

"I love the fake snow" "That's not fake snow, Jak Hickman gatecrashed"

The players are passing their Xmas cards around. Unfortunately all those from the defenders to Marosi fell short.

And now a hymn to commemorate our move to St Andrews. Please join me in singing 'Silent Night'

That's up there with Mensch's excuse we shouldn't have AV because only 3 other countries do. I thought the point of Great Britain was we lead, not follow?

Let's have a good old knees-up! ........................... Why are so many of you waving glass jars with bits of ligament in in the air?

Amadou Bakayoko can't be with us tonight. He's accidentally gone into the WI Xmas dinner next door.

And the winner of the bleep test award.....Gervane Kastaneer!

In my late teens I was walking home from a friends in the early hours and a police car stopped and searched me. Had nothing to hide, took five minutes and I went on my way. No fuss. I accept that there are those who get stopped frequently due to appearance etc, which would be incredibly...

So you're saying that Conservatives weren't immediately trying to get Brexit done by pushing for Article 50 straightaway? While those that have been preventing it all this time were trying to get the process rolling?

All that tells you is people are selfish. Once they're in the club, shut the doors. Besides as you get older you get more set in your ways. Change becomes a more scary proposition and familiarity becomes a cosy blanket to cling to.

Home ownership? So virtually everyone under 30 is out then. What about the rich 20-somethings living off daddy while Joe Bloggs got a job at 16 straight from school? What about older generation who have no idea of the issues of todays regarding the environment or the housing crisis? The ones...

As opposed to those that vote for Alexander, Gove, Hancock, Truss.....The Conservatives resemble a private school privilege party

No this is good. It means at our next game we should have a crowd of around 10-12k and increasing every subsequent fixture. Whether we reach the play-offs or not we'll be needing Wembley just to fit the crowds in by the end of the season.

Yet homelessness and food bank usage is increasing? What's the point of more employment if less people can provide for themselves with it?

Well he's a known liar, will happily use racist, sexist and inflammatory language, agreeing to allowing a friend to attack a journalist, every employer he's had has said he was terrible and has no attention to detail whatsoever (leading to him getting a British national and extended prison...

Nah I think they'll go with Western medicine rather than voodoo. All that chicken blood on the pitch would surely be a health hazard. Could be useful if he made a poppet of the opposition keeper and stuck a pin in it every time they went to make a save (cue jokes about that already happening...

Yeah it would send a message not to take things for granted. But I'd also hope some would happen the other way so the Tories get the same message.

Oh undoubtedly he's got a fuck up in him. But like I say if he gets it the interview out of the way it's got more time to be overtaken by new stuff and lessen the impact. Dunno why but I've got a feeling his treatment of Arcuri might bite him on the arse and she might throw him under one of his...

Your dad sucks mate ;) Think it'd be a great name for an Italian Henry Hoover.