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What weird fetish? You mean my love of female lady bits? "There's nothing finer, than the vagina, They're wet and they're warm and divine. They open like flowers, I could watch them for hours And they taste so much sweeter than wine."

Not players who went on to be capped later on, I mean players who had already been capped at full international level when they played for us. So, a side that we put out in a game at a given time and that contained the most international players within it. I really have no idea.

Nope.

Really? That does surprise me. What an unbelievable fragment in time that was.

Is he just upset because no-one has called him a not so obvious babe yet?

Yup.

I have a resistance to exercise too.

You'll have us playing in sky blue hoops next.

Nope.

Coronavirus: Champions League and Europa League suspended by Uefa

Well, no queues at Madam Tussards or the Tower of London.

The Kelly-Evans twins - 3' 2"

Jacob Murphy - Eddie Murphy

Charlie George - Susan George

Going to be interesting when any plane comes in to land and the captain shouts 'open flaps.'

Cyrus Christie - Reginald Christie

Jimmy Holmes - Sherlock Holmes

Adrian Heath - Heathcliffe

Chris Hussey - Olivia Hussey

Ashley Cain - Michael Caine