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  1. Johnnythespider

    Ladybirds....

    Wasn't there a group of backing singers called the Ladybirds back in the day, i wonder if they had STD's
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    Netflix - The Haunting of Hill House

    Horror trivia alert, the C.E.O of the company i used to work for is named Ronald DeFeo
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    The never ending court story

    Get both parties on "The Jeremy Konko Show" he'll sort them out.
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    Only Fools and Horses Musical

    If Paul Whitehouse plays grandad like Rowley Birkin I'll buy a ticket tomorrow
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    Visitors from Texas for Cov City v Peterborough

    I'm a bit too old for it too but the kids seem to like it
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    Visitors from Texas for Cov City v Peterborough

    A well earned break then, not sure how old you all are but perhaps the Kasbah might be a bit "young" for you
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    Visitors from Texas for Cov City v Peterborough

    Konko comes from Texas Speaks with a yankee drawl But he got stopped in customs When they found his cocaine haul He told the customs officer Its for my personal use The customs guy was sky blue And so he set him loose
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    Visitors from Texas for Cov City v Peterborough

    Have you ever thought about having your own tv show Jeremy, you could be like a moral guardian, helping disgruntled people with bad teeth to come to some sort of amicable solution to their troubles. Get yourself to the Kasbah afterwards and you might even bump into a couple of the team. I'll be...
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    The Parenting Thread...

    My first turned up at about 3 in the morning, after about an hour they moved my wife up to the ward, when we got to the lift the nurse told me i would have to leave as i couldn't go up to the ward outside of visiting, i felt a bit lost as i made my way home but took the opportunity to get some...
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    The Parenting Thread...

    Sounds like cesarean is the way to go, i was just wondering, as the mother doesn't have to go through all that pushing and shoving, does everything stay, you know, nice and snug down there.
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    The Parenting Thread...

    Any news ? has weeman had a weeman or a weegal
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    New Dr Who

    I thought it was an improvement on the Capaldi series, i liked the writing to be honest and felt it got back to basics with a nod to the predator films. I definitely warmed to the new Dr in ways i never did with Capaldi, I'm not sure why, i just can't put my finger on it
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    The boat/James

    You might want to knock a 0 off.
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    The boat/James

    The problem you have Jimbo is that people know about your conviction, so as soon as something like this occurs they are instantly going to put 2 and 2 together and get 5. You have to decide whether to continue with things like this or just stick to coaches, i know which i would choose in your...
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    Teenage cyclist killed

    I think he was on his way back from the skatepark at the Higgs, so he would have been crossing the Binley road from Allard way into Hipswell highway, he has then been in a collision with a car but that is as much as i know. I don't know if he was wearing a helmet or not and wouldn't want to...
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    Teenage cyclist killed

    My youngest went through school with him and is on the same course at college, he is very upset this weekend. I worked with his dad for a few years until he took redundancy a couple of years ago. His dad was knocked down himself a few years back on Ansty rd and was in hospital for weeks. Such a...
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    Match Thread Charlton Athletic vs. Coventry City Match Thread - Saturday 6th Oct

    Well done Bakayoko, it's a great feeling to snatch a late win. Shut the Walsall fans up
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    Teenage cyclist killed

    R.I.P Ryan, a lovely lad gone too soon
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    Anyone following this Kavanaugh supreme court senate hearing?

    Yeah but, all the nice girls love a sailor !!
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    Anyone following this Kavanaugh supreme court senate hearing?

    I know that but it won't stop Grendel deflecting, "Trumps no worse than Kennedy" oh well that's alright then, carry on.
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