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I like the dunking witches idea. We find someone we think might have the virus, strap them to a chair and dunk them into a canal. If they survive being under water for 14 minutes, that means they have the virus. It they die, that means they won't catch it. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

Because if they plug it in we are all going to die.

But, Pax, there is talk of a 2nd wave and a 3rd wave. It could affect us until next year. Forget about next season. They have to concentrate on getting this one finished first. If it was all going to be magically over in the next few months I would tend to agree with you, but without a...

I think it would be an arrestable offence. Barriers up outside and a bit of police presence would suffice I think. Added to that, that a stark waning that it will all be shutdown again if fans start to congregate.

Not boring, but certainly batshit crazy.

Remember we used to sing 'City are back, City are back' to Gary Glitter's 'Hello, hello, I'm back again'. 'Hello, hello. it's good to be back, it's good to be back. Hello, hello. it's good to be back, it's good to be back.' Well, fans behind me used to sing Cyrille is black, Cyrille is black.'

Primask?

Devo were prepared years ago.

But even if it continues for 12 weeks, the players should have been all self-isolating, so that combined with no fans should make things relatively safe to resume.

Might have been my dad.

Grey's anatomy was very weak and therefore we got rid of him. Nothing to see here.

No problem, Zorro.

Sensible. I intend to do exactly the same. Wish I could get that through to my 90 yr old dad though. I just rang him to see what food he wants and he told me he went shopping himself this morning.

Seems to me like BCD is the way to go. If all the players have been isolating it should pave the way for the games to be able to go ahead in relative safety. Uefa have opened up the option now for TV games at 3pm on a Saturday too, so that is making the option easier still.

This is an interesting read and take on things What are Premier League and English football's options amid coronavirus?

Just wondering. No-one by me seems to be wearing a face mask and none of my family are either. Do see quite a few in the supermarkets though with them on and also people driving with them on. So, just wondering.....

I think it makes it easier that we have the scenario of Liverpool being 25 points clear in the Premier, Leeds being 7 points clear in the Championship, City being 7 points clear in League 1 and with a game in hand. I mean, it's it even close is it for those clubs. League 2 is a lot more tight...