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Unless you're Winnie the Pooh I think you may have forgotten something. Or you just saving time for when the wanking at the game starts?

Take the matchday announcer hostage and steal his mic? Or send the twitter/social media people a message and ask them.

Heard that's there's going to be some conference on where exactly the 'arm' starts in relation to the shoulder/armpit. Idea popped into my head that shirts should be sleeveless - if the ball hits the shirt not handball, if it doesn't handball. Undershirts can be worn but must be a different...

Autos guarantees promotion and the extra revenue (and costs) that go with it. Play-offs are only worthwhile if you win them. There's no guarantee of that (we won them after finishing in 6th place) and given our position at the moment to miss out on automatics would be deflating and we'd likely...

So what's this thread got to do with the game? And the one before it?

And he was here twice!

My doctor and the hospital can't get the right data on me despite using the same system. We can't get a system that brings together all the different departments for us. We spent billions on a computer system that didn't work. You think we could get a system that sorted out every single aspect...

And how would you keep track of every single person's CO2 output? Everyone would have to declare every single trip, how they took it, what they ate/drank etc. It'd have to be a police state.

Of course you do, but the point was that we've invested heavily in the development squad (possibly due to a dearth of talent presenting itself in the academy to make up the development squad) and most seem to not be close to making the grade. So can you really say we've got a good record of...

Although I agree with the point overall it's not like Soviet Russia is the only place like that. It's not like we don't have 'jobs for the boys' is it.

This seems a bit of a contradiction. We've signed quite a number of U23's recently so how can we be both short of quality and have a good record of signing young players. Yes, we've had the likes of McCallum, Westbrooke and Hyam break through, but them we've got Bosma, Walters, Wakefield...

How dare you! Win the Euro! You play Lotto from now on. LEAVE MEANS LEAVE!

I know it's clickbait but I want to know what this story is on Hitler's niece. Is it that she's living in Coventry? Or holding a rally? Is it a revelation about Joy? I need to know!

Cheaper garbage that isn't being marketed as the most amazing and exciting thing on the planet.

My main issue is that all she seems to do is go around being angry at adults for breaking the planet. I've never heard her put forward any potential solutions. The people doing that are in labs etc trying to actually come up with solutions. She just seems to be having a well-publicised tantrum...

Someone told me they were being poisoned with Senakot once, but they were full of shit.

That's clearly a load of shit. I wouldn't wipe my arse with a paper that printed such rubbish. The Russian woman however probably would.

That's the point. We all know it'll recover over time. So rather than just chill the fuck out and accept that is what happens long term (because it always does) there's knee jerk reactions and attempts for short term profiteering as you point out.

*coughs*Andrew*coughs*

Then tell the actual markets to calm the fuck down then - only people who can cause this kind of movement are the traders doing their usual knee-jerk reaction.