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Was that Sarajevo Sami?

Yes. Tall Paul Hall?

So very true. Before we all migrated, on here was just Nick and his three cousins (all anti-Sisu, two-footed tackle types)

The same bedsheet may create a bit of a stir maybe.

I have never heard that either. I always says bakery stuff.

In fact, I used it just this very morning when my wife asked me just how many times I would really like to stab her in the eye.

I am always saying eleventy billion, even now, so sue me.

I always knew her as Nora McKnuckles.

You mean Crotchless Chrissie?

Next time anyone says "nice cherries' to me though, I am immediately going to check if my flies are undone.

Phwoar

Anyone who protests about any foreigners coming in. We surely owe it to the people of Hong Kong to give them safe residence.

I didn't think I had. Everything has an alternative meaning these days and I feel I am always insulting people. Sausage-fingered Idiot is slightly insulting though too I guess.

Are there any? Been chatting to a friend online and I called her a daft aubergine one day and put up an aubergine emoji. Her 16 year old daughter saw it and said you can't do that, that represents a fat penis. Worse still, I put up an aubergine and a kiss. I had actually started calling her...

I think we have a duty. We are certainly not going to consider scuppering trade links with China are we. More bloody foreigners though. What are frothy mouths going to say?

JapAndy was another one who befriended me. Sent me PM's and tried to sell me God, but I didn't have enough money at the time.

Yup, that's him Martin.

Ahh, I think he did, but I had given up by then It was meet at 2.20 or something and at 2.45 I jacked it in, as I couldn't take 500 posters into he ground with me.

Didn't they say something along the lines of "Let's make Otis look like a Muppet?"

I should dig the posters out.