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But due to social distancing he has said to Chris "Don't stand so close to me"

I think that was just him having a wet dream on what he'd like to happen. Vile c*nt

Aaran Lee-Barrett Rafael Gonzalez-Robles Courtney Baker-Richardson

Not double-barrelled but had two surnames. Tomas Gustafsson/Antonelius

Reading that headline I thought it was some revelation that Cov Rugby had in fact been some Mafia-like money laundering businesses masquerading as a sports club.

HE SHOOTS! HE SCORES!

...The little fly dodged his attack with ease, but Brian's momentum meant he couldn't stop and he crashed headfirst into.....

Never going to happen. Without access to public transport links and a densely populated residential area it's a no go.

In reality I think the most likely candidates would be current retail/business parks near the centre to provide enough space. Central Six would have been an OK shout given proximity to train station etc, but now they're building the bus hub on that side not going to happen.

League to be resurrected Easter Monday and us to ascend to the Championship 40 days afterwards?

I said Labrador, not lube your back door!

I think it's the booming voice puts it in your head subliminally. Back to the story...

Brian Blessed, taking his flatulent alpacas for a walk. "I'M WALKING THEM TO GET THEM OUT OF THE HOUSE COS THEY STINK" he whispered. "I ALSO BROUGHT MY DOG, GORDON, WITH ME. THAT'S HIS BALL BUT I'VE LOST SIGHT OF HIM. HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?"

Terrible photo. You should know nobody puts Baby in a corner ;)

Yeah he did. Moved to Suffolk after but he decided to quit and go into music after a fierce competition for a spot in the team. He decided Ipswich Town wasn't big enough for the both of them.

Fake mews! Distancing rules changed to hiding underneath the nearest car until the person has gone past.

If one of the symptoms was persistent farting instead of coughing it'd be a lot easier then. Would be amusing to have distancing rules based around 'he who smelt it, dealt it"

You're Beautiful by James Blunt? Oh wait, he's a tank wally.

...a load of leaves in a line in front of him. He decides to follow them....

I wonder if Butler was Jewish?