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Oh, that's almost a reverse of my life. I couldn't get a girlfriend, so had to settle for my Chopper.

I think getting near to Mike's chopper put a fair few people off.

I did see someone wearing a City top in Herne Bay. Scruffy looking old guy with a beard and no teeth. I guess that was you. Sorry for putting foreign coins in your cap. You must have thought you were actually going to get a dinner that day. Or some more drugs.

If we are talking crisps, it has to be McCoy's cheese and onion.

I would love to help, Pete, but most of the time I am in Kent. Good luck. 😎

Exactly. If we didn't have a transfer embargo, we could actually watch the video couldn't we.

I went down in history once. Got expelled.

We could go for a Picnic, especially if we start to get the Munchies. Maybe hop on a bus there on a Double Decker. Not too close to a dogging site though, otherwise we might get to see a Whole Nut. 😱 If I get in all the chocolate bars except one for the Picnic basket, you can be left with the...

Try telling that to a hot cross bun. 😋

Yorkie raisin and biscuit is my favourite. 😋

Perked up tremendously since the chocolate chat

Depends on whose nuts to be honest.

Can you? I didn't know you could do that? Bang goes Christmas

Have you got his phone number and do I need to know the secret password?

Yay! Can we start a club? I feel like I have two hospital consultants chipping in each ear. "You're going to die" "You'll be fine" "You're going to die" "No, you'll be fine"

Hoping they have all been killed by a faulty boiler gas leak?

It is. It wouldn't be in my hand long enough for anyone to ever take a photo of me with it 😋

And whereabouts do you live again, Torch? 🤔

I love the Bounty ones. One of my favourites.

We definitely want them gone and besides, if they did stay, they are just going to cut up the pitch all over again.