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"Trump is my favourite comedian of the year already." Unfortunately, it is now longer not at all funny. Did any of us predict this level of madness?

That's like lighting a load of fireworks and bangers and then going "shhhh". He stirred and stirred the hornets nest and now when it's too late, starts to call for calm. What a truly repugnant man he is.

Maybe tonight he has a better chance?

It's such a tragedy they are not allowed to field a side at the World Cup isn't it. It might just stop the German/French and Spanish domination of all the trophies.

Several claims against restaurants that were not equipped with CCTV, for "slipping on a wet floor" and doing her back in.

Passed? Forwards, backwards, or sideways?

Oh, can't keep up with the Jonesys then? 🙄

That's perfect then. We stick him on the bench and only play him every 5th game.

I disappeared for quite a while. I wasn't ill or anything. I just decided you are all a bunch of c*nts.

I used to work with (all at the same place), Colin Shufflebottom, Joe King, Tommy Trowell and a John Cant snr and John Can't jnr, who I used to call "a couple of Cants"

You would like to hope so wouldn't you.

Shame she's not French, because then it would be frogspawn. 🙄

I have it on no authority that we are not going to not sign anyone this week.

That's no good then. Has to be 28 now. Otherwise I would have been quite excited about having him on our bench.

They should have gone for calmer waters.

No, you were choking them earlier on.

The sound of silence?

It's hilarious.

Or are we?