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I often sing that to my two very baffled stepdaughters. They can't believe it's an actual song

They really delivered then?

There's a hardcore band down here called Trevor and the Zombie Killers and they have a song called Anal Seepage. I can give you a link to it if you want.

I hope so, as we are now divorced.

I love Fat Dog. 😍

I love Fat Dog. 😍

They have already heeded to your request. No Glastonbury next year. Though it isn't on anyway, because it's a fallow year.

Which stage were they playing on?

I am still absolutely fuming about that!! The Empire striker was clearly at least 2 yards offside!! At least that's what the bloke who sat next to me said. I couldn't quite see myself, as a stadium vendor was blocking my view as he walked past, selling badger spleens and otter noses. 😡

Yeah, my stepdaughter went and said it was absolutely fabulous.

Quite easy really. You just need a wall, some guns, blindfolds and a bit of rope. And Bob's your uncle.

Been excellent. Wonder if we will pay for all those missed chances. Expecting a different Germany in the second half.

Too right. I think I am going to be more selective in who I talk to from hereon in. Old people should be shot at birth! 😡

Looking at the replies so far, I think it's time to start handing out the Werther's Originals.

Bill Glazier

I always thought you worked for the man.

He is. Not quite sure to how many children yet though. Give it another 5 -10 years or so and look for how many businesses go bankrupt

Shouldn't have that ended with "and I can't wait to tell all my friends in the Flat Earth Society."

BBC News - Mott The Hoople's Mick Ralphs dies aged 81 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cly852kpvmlo 😥 Love Mott The Hoople.