Search results

Yup. I remember you bring there too, obvs. And Clint and NW.

BBC News - Chick Corea: Jazz musician dies aged 79 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-56035168

Actually, I think that was my ex girlfriend's first ever chat up line to me.

I think I need thicker curtains. 🤔

We were out of biscuits.

And how many do you think he has got?

Anyone want guess whether I am wearing underwear at the moment or not? 😘

Somewhere between an embryo and eleventy billion.

I met him once. I would say 40's. I am also prepared to say 20's if he is willing to send me a bit of money.

Gus invented the International Language of Screaming. He now gives copies of the International Language of Screaming dictionary to his opponents before every game, detailing when he is going to hurt them, why he is going to hurt them and which parts of the body he is going to target. They don't...

Aren't those usually bolted into the floor?

Gus never has to shave. He just scares the bristles out with a glance in the mirror and an ever so slightly raised eyebrow.

To stop them becoming personalities, all refs should wear masks, so you have no idea which ref you have. Make it like "Through the keyhole", though in this case, it would be "Guess which Ref's the arsehole."

With the way he outwits us all day in day out, it has to be cc84cov

God created man, but Gus created God. Gus then told God off for making yellow cards "a thing".

And where do all City fans now get all their stuff from? ArGus.

One day everything will be named after him. So you will eat Moroccan gusgus and then apple pie and gustard and drink gush puppies, while sitting on a gushion, before then getting in your gus guzzler in order to drive to the gus garage, as a gustomer to buy gusoline and will have gustification...

Dabo's loss though has been negated somewhat by Dacosta's inclusion. He's looked just as good for the most part.

Off our feet and our heads and possibly our arses.

We did think we would come out with no points against Watford though didn't we.