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What's going on with the Chinese league? One of their clubs has just made Dario Conca (who?) the third highest-paid player on the planet.

So long as you don't get all petulant about it, that's the main thing.

We couldn't be worse off? You sure?

After watching him last season, I'd be asking the same about Richard Wood too.

Why would anyone get a name printed on a new shirt before the numbers are announced?

While we have several players you could say this of, those two are surely bad examples. Cranie was an England U-21 international and Ben Turner was statistically one of the best players in the division until his injury.

Looks like he's changing: Lukeyjuke Lukas Jutkiewicz Hopefully the club will let people change their 11 to a 9 for free, #doubtful 15 minutes ago

Why, which number is designated for franchise players?

If Andy Thorn was pictured scratching his head people here would assume he's perplexed about something something something SISU OUT WE'RE GETTING RELEGATED ALL OUR PLAYERS ARE BEING SWAPPED FOR CRISPS AND NOT EVEN GOOD FLAVOURS

You realise you're slagging off signings before you even have the slightest clue who they may even be. Blind abuse hardly suggests you're too hot on the VISION front yourself.

When was that proven?

Friends doesn't use a fake crowd or canned laughter for the record, nor do nearly any sitcom you can name. If it's not a live crowd in a studio (Friends, IT Crowd, Seinfeld) it's real laughter from a live audience watching a recording (Alan Partridge). It benefits from sharp writing and fine...

Those awful meerkat adverts, made worse when people actually start to say 'simples'. You're a tool of THE MAN as soon as you fall into that trap.

Daddy B's is the one near the Elastic, is it still open?

I think Bednar was only rumoured on that terrible transfer rumour site, so unless it's been sourced anywhere more legitimate (scribbled on a bathroom wall is more legit than that site) I wouldn't give it too much thought yet.

My ropey skills won me a prize on the Guardian's gallery competition for this:

Murray certainly has the talent to beat Nadal and anyone else, but the match showed that Nadal has the mental edge. You could see the point in the second set where the game turned and Murray lost it, but at no point could you say that for Nadal. Unbelievable consistency.

Is this the first mention of him or were we linked to him? I can't remember hearing the name.

That's what I mean though; they're being designed for that, but surely nobody over 15 would walk around wearing a football shirt for something non-sport related?

Got all bar the right-back, and ended up clicking to reveal the last one after 1min 45. Kicked myself.