Nobody thinks it's real, but some people think other people think it's real. Although, I personally don't think that people who think others think it's real really think that. For real.
They're not fakers, how dare you say that. As proof, ask someone to push you into some ropes - I guarantee you'll run back towards them without being able to stop yourself.
I'd definitely subscribe to Sky Blue Player if the pre-match press conferences were just trash-talking. Plus I've always been pro-facepaint so this would be magic.
If Hodgson catches any kind of shit for this the world's gone mad. He's been England manager for all of five minutes and already done better on the big stage than Capello did.
He was being linked with buying Newcastle at one time. I assume that was more legitimate than P.Diddy buying Crystal Palace because he likes drinking Cristal.