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Premiership lawnmower for sale. Sorry, no blades. They fell apart.

Barmaid 'Hello, what can I get you?' Me 'A pint of bitter please.' Barmaid 'Whitbread?' Me 'No thanks but a couple of cream crackers would be nice.' I've just finished reading an excellent book called “Fights on a Narrowboat". By R.G. Bargee. Today is the last day I will be using...

Right. Feck em both. PUSB. Next year our year.

Loads of money to win next season betting against Sunderland.

Hopefully Bye bye Hamer.

Sheer poetry.

Brilliant goal. Hamer again.

Get in.

One down. How many subs they got?

Lucky,lucky

win win really.:unsure::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

I don't want either to win but will get more satisfaction watching Sunderland tears by a country mile.

I'm not. I saw it as joke. You came in with the put-down acting superior about it. I won't reply to you anymore as it'll ruin the thread.

Thirty politicians are visiting a conference. On the way to the conference their train derails in a huge smashup. A farmer who witnesses it all from his fields decides to bury them all. The next day a police officer drops by. He asks the farmer what happened to the thirty politicians. 'I...

I knew that would rattle a few cages. Well done on being the first.

Welcome to the UK Closing Down Sale! Everything must go! Fishing Farming Pensioners National Security Free Speech Chagos Islands Border checks And the rights of indigenous population

Don't talk bollax. It's the same every year people moaning about the price going up. It's a fact of life there will be price increases. I would say a £50 increase is acceptable.

Things go up in price. Shock horror.