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I went to an Asda on the way home from work. I thought it was bad normally but it's like a lawless wasteland in there now.

I don't want this to be still going on in two years, but if there was some way that a winter world cup in Qatar could be fucked over I'd be all for it.

Jalapeno is always hot, wouldn't trust its fever diagnosis for a second.

How lonely that bag of crisps looks

I'm hoping that the WHO 'test, test, test' advice is adhered to sooner than later. Assume I'll get this at some point but the only solace is in knowing.

I knew that moment was coming in some way as I've read past this point already, but I think the TV show did it better than print in this case.

The thing I don't like is that people are being to stay home so you'll get better without being sure if you've had it or something else, whether you're infectious, built up a tolerance etc. The uncertainty of it all is a big worry for me. Hope it's not too bad for you

If the season is voided, only a brown away kit will act as consolation for me

That's how you end an episode.

I liked the three, you could adjust. In V I'd play relatively sensible as Michael, speed and nick cars as Franklin and do whatever as Trevor

I do think they're getting ready for something, but I bet they see half these theories and think 'what the fuck?'

Seems tenuous, but if it turns out to be accurate we can safely say GTA has some of the most obsessive fans around

George Michael said the same and he's dead now, lesson for us all there

The only relevant rule relates to points accrued by a club that then folds, whatever is eventually decided about this season will essentially be made up be people in meetings.

The FA Handbook Happy hunting

If they did go down the simulation route, for reference I simulated the run-in last night on FIFA 20 and the result was 'EA Catalog Update Error, Please Restart' so get a couple of quid on that, hot tip

The problem is that voiding the season is unfair to teams set for promotion, but by the same token you can't deny teams threatened by relegation the remaining games they could use to mount a recovery either. If there's some way to finish the season whenever that's got to be the no.1 option

Suspend the season and finish it whenever is possible. Start next season late and claw back the lost time by scrapping the league cup, checkatrade and international friendly breaks. Play WC qualifiers in close batches of multiple games

These would be mad numbers for a whole country, let alone a region.

It's got to be too far gone to void results, I just hope it's all resolved quicker than our crunch cup tie with St Mirren.