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Anyway, who were the numpties who were complaining about chocolate talk being a distraction from the Mike Ashley association with the club?

If I start looking on some nefarious sites, will I only be able to find dark chocolate selection boxes?

Yes, but maybe they could do it from the waist up. Save a lot of chiselling around Big John's midriff region.

So you think he will end up playing at a lower level, Torch? Maybe somewhere like Celtic perhaps.

Exactly. Heathens to a man.

Based on his touchline warm-up routine?

That's the way the cookie crumbles

Oh, that's almost a reverse of my life. I couldn't get a girlfriend, so had to settle for my Chopper.

I think getting near to Mike's chopper put a fair few people off.

I did see someone wearing a City top in Herne Bay. Scruffy looking old guy with a beard and no teeth. I guess that was you. Sorry for putting foreign coins in your cap. You must have thought you were actually going to get a dinner that day. Or some more drugs.

If we are talking crisps, it has to be McCoy's cheese and onion.

I would love to help, Pete, but most of the time I am in Kent. Good luck. 😎

Exactly. If we didn't have a transfer embargo, we could actually watch the video couldn't we.

I went down in history once. Got expelled.

We could go for a Picnic, especially if we start to get the Munchies. Maybe hop on a bus there on a Double Decker. Not too close to a dogging site though, otherwise we might get to see a Whole Nut. 😱 If I get in all the chocolate bars except one for the Picnic basket, you can be left with the...

Try telling that to a hot cross bun. 😋

Yorkie raisin and biscuit is my favourite. 😋

Perked up tremendously since the chocolate chat

Depends on whose nuts to be honest.

Can you? I didn't know you could do that? Bang goes Christmas