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  1. Otis

    What will the CBS look like

    This is also a magnet for chavs.
  2. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    And that was just from his missus.
  3. Otis

    Still tenants

    Well, we've been told we have anyway.
  4. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    But also would have said let the Boddy's pile high.
  5. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    Walter Mitty was more credible than Dale Evans .
  6. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    Plus he could get injured. As it stands we could well get silly money for him, so now the time is ripe .
  7. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    Exactly. Badly worded perhaps.
  8. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    No, but he could have said we don't have to sell players in January couldn't he? No sales is a daft thing to say 🤷
  9. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    If King really said no sales in January he's off his trolley. If Gyokeres wants to go, he'll go. Same for O'Hare.
  10. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    I just popped down to my local Tesco. Do you think this is a sign of what's to come?
  11. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    Super, super, super Doug You'll be first to pull the rug You say you've the money, oh King of Shaves You must think we live in caves Super, super, super Doug We roll our eyes and give a shrug Sounds more like you're a SISU puppet So go jog on, you super f*cking super Muppet. 🤪 Something like...
  12. Otis

    Well, this is just impressive

    Continuing the theme of impressive things.
  13. Otis

    How's everyone doing?

    Besides that, I'm fine.
  14. Otis

    How's everyone doing?

    Same here, but with a few additions. Will only be a lot happier once the stadium is secured, Putin is assassinated, the Tories stop f*cking up the country, Trump finally pees off and my divorce comes through. Oh and they stop keep making chocolate bars smaller and smaller, the utter...
  15. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    I think SISU aren't keeping 15% at all and just said that to wind up the idiotic Sunderland fans who are still banging on about 1977.
  16. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    Yes, sorry about that. Next time please sellotape up your letterbox
  17. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    Hopefully they can create a little snug, getaway from it all, bar for all the wearied Sky Blues fans and call it The Shaven Haven.
  18. Otis

    Doug King Takeover

    Hmmm. He's bald, does look a bit like a royal and his name is Will King. Anyone else getting a sense that, that is King William and this is his first step in usurping Charles III?
  19. Otis

    The conspiracy theory thread

    Doug was the 13th disciple no-one talked about and while Jesus had faith in Matthew, Mark, Luke and John and also Peter and Simon to a degree, he wasn't so keen on everyone knowing Doug was also a hedge fund manager.
  20. Otis

    The conspiracy theory thread

    Mr Who? 🤷
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