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If that's you, you look constipated.

Sounds to me like a few snakes and lots of ladders

I used to think the same about Lewis Carroll

MILFS Love Sheaf?

That's good isn't it? If they are not working with people who don't have our best interests? 🤔

Someone is happy with the win.

Peter Bonetti died in 2020, so I have no idea why you would.

TYPING IN CAPITALS DOESN'T MAKE YOUR POINT MORE VALID

No I don't. Do you?

Anyway, who were the numpties who were complaining about chocolate talk being a distraction from the Mike Ashley association with the club?

If I start looking on some nefarious sites, will I only be able to find dark chocolate selection boxes?

Yes, but maybe they could do it from the waist up. Save a lot of chiselling around Big John's midriff region.

So you think he will end up playing at a lower level, Torch? Maybe somewhere like Celtic perhaps.

Exactly. Heathens to a man.

Based on his touchline warm-up routine?

That's the way the cookie crumbles

Oh, that's almost a reverse of my life. I couldn't get a girlfriend, so had to settle for my Chopper.

I think getting near to Mike's chopper put a fair few people off.

I did see someone wearing a City top in Herne Bay. Scruffy looking old guy with a beard and no teeth. I guess that was you. Sorry for putting foreign coins in your cap. You must have thought you were actually going to get a dinner that day. Or some more drugs.

If we are talking crisps, it has to be McCoy's cheese and onion.