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Why not just call him a c**t, tell him to fuck off, and get back to all things football?

I like that bit about being offended by people being offended, I’m definitely going to use that and demand apologies.

Not sure I agree, when I was 7 or eight I would cry if I was called fat (and every other fat related slur you could imagine) but later in life that stopped when I naturally lost the puppy fat and “conformed” to what some considered an acceptable appearance, now in mid life and carrying some...

But surely, the problem is, every fucker and his dog is literally just queuing up to take offence at every possible opportunity, and then they start bleating until they get an apology. If someone chooses to take offence when none was intended, then that’s their problem, and they should look...

Loves loosing money more like!

I suggest we should all have a whip round and buy a bench for the memorial park, we should call it the "Fellatio Bench" I'm sure it would be popular.

Surely they would all fail a drug test if they're back on the grass?

Squeaky?

He will fit in well with Kastaneer in front of him!

Good day mrs P.

Pmsl! Can we call him the Fridge from now on?

We may have dodged a bullet here!

Is he better than Ponticelli? If so, he might be worth a 3 month contract to have a butchers at him.

Oh yes, I hear you bro!

Sauce?

Agreed, he has defo used some words before!

Can you send me your bank details and login password, I’ve just won the lottery and I’d like to send you a few quid!

Shocked to hear the news, I’ll miss his humour, R.I.P.

I think we are just looking for cheap cover, we are paying over 1million for a foreign midfielder, so I wouldn't be suprised if Rose has already been earmarked for sale, and rumour of a injury to Dabbo, means it makes sence to bring in a couple of cheap squad defenders with decent experience.

With Burge in goal, I used to shit myself every time a ball came into the box, (and so did the back four) I no longer feel I have to do that. And let's not even get started on Burge's distribution, it was absolutely woeful. Burge got lucky here (imho) because our budget meant we couldnt...