At least with that we know there is going to be an event.
Discussing Bright being sacked or Bright being in the squad seems like something to debate but discussing shit we know nothing about seems a bit pointless to me is all. (Well, 35 pages of it does anyway)
No offence to the young lad but the second line needs work, we don't play in white.
How about:
We've got a big Swede on our side,
He wears the sky blue with pride,
Scoring goals is what he does best, and he goes by the name of Gyokores