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  1. Otis

    Match Thread vs Cardiff (A) 19/09/23

    Yes. Maybe in the second half we can try playing the game of Association Football.
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    Death List 2023

    I know it's true, but I also found it a little harsh and cutting that one report said, "Roger Whittaker died today. He was an expert whistler."
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    Nick

    School? Pah! That's nothing. I got Trevor Gould's autograph. He came to Potters Green Junior school one day and I stood next to him for an hour before I could pluck up enough courage to ask him for his autograph.
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    Russell Brand

    I know it's rare these days (kids playing in streets, not nonces, because nonces are everywhere), but it does happen here. Was very surprised to see it and to make matters worse, you go round the corner and it seems no-one is there and then suddenly a kid on a scooter or trike appears from...
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    Russell Brand

    The point is, the kids by us DO play in the road. All the time. The parents never say anything.
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    Russell Brand

    I live in a road. Like most people. Yes, I take the train. What is this, a police interview? 😂 I take trains everywhere. When I am home though, here in Maidstone, my missus has a car and I use it to get groceries, or drop the girls at the station etc. There is nowhere close in walking distance.
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    Russell Brand

    You can actually see kids there Well, where they usually are is right behind the smaller of those two trees by the van. You do not see them until you are right upon them. We now drive at less than 3mph going round that bit.
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    Russell Brand

    Yup. It's a windy street. You don't see them until you literally go round the bend. I can go out and take photos if you want. 🤷
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    Russell Brand

    You need to tell the ones in our street then. Nearly hit them with the car at least 6 times in the last few months. My missus, the same They are always playing in the street and more often than not, tend to sit right in the middle of the road. 🙄 These are kids ranging from about 4-9.
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    Sam smith

    Brand would be in there first, so it would be Brand f*cks Truss, then Brand f*cks Smith and then you get sloppy seconds with Brand. If you play your cards right he might even spit in your mouth.
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    Sam smith

    Truss, Brand, Smith. In that order.
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    Sam smith

    Doesn't mean he's a wrong un, but that video is definitely weird. 🤷
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    Russell Brand

    I wasn't aware of that..
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    Russell Brand

    Yup and you know there will be others too. Maybe this will open another can of worms. One person I always expect to hear stories come out about is David Walliams. May be nothing in it at all, but have always felt there is something off about him. He has just always given me the creeps. 🤷...
  15. Otis

    The official NFL Thread

    What a turnaround for the Commanders!! 21-3 down and went on to win the game. 😎
  16. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    Yup. You would expect them to throw the booky wook at him.
  17. Otis

    Signs are looking good

    2 defeats in 25 isn't it? Not bad for no tactical awareness. 🤪 If he had just a little bit, would we win the title by eleventy billion points?
  18. Otis

    Match Thread Hull (A) Friday 15th September

    Right, so to sum up, Eccles is shit, Kelly is shit, Wright is Shit, Simms is shit, Palmer is shit. Robins consistently gets his subs and his tactics wrong, but he's the best manager we have had in a lifetime and we should be building a statue for him. Is that it in a nutshell? I think we...
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    Match Thread Hull (A) Friday 15th September

    She's Lost Her Gloves Again?
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    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    Rumours about comedians and MeToo. That's one of the theories anyway. The Times are publishing the story at 3pm tomorrow apparently
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