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See one of my earlier posts from today 👍🏻

I was going to ask if you're doing a tour and taking in Portsmouth. Then I remembered that I'm a 43yr old married man asking a random man if he's given handjobs in Pompey.

Dear Cov City FC Social Media Team, Erm....chauffeur driven car? Gus? 'You first, no you first', monkey butler?? Inquisitively, WM

Didn't show up for media duties. Fucking idiot. Anyway, welcome to this geezer. Seems like a brilliant signing!

Have you knocked him off?! [Insert saddlebrains gag]

To be fair, he was never hired...

@napolimp And this is why @GIMOC gets called out. Comes on tonight, obviously trying to wind people up (and it worked to be fair). He needs to own all his shit takes.

Andy Turner with the 9.5% certainty. V.clever. Obviously allowing the 0.5% for the well known 'signing a contract but fucking off media duties' scenario.

I'd rather have Jeremy Kyle

Genuinely thought this was a teaser by the club!

@Grendel will be doing a @Saddlebrains and dishing out the handies I reckon.

You keep going buddy 👏🏻😂

Can't wait until Skank-whatthefuckisthat away on a cold Tuesday night to be fair.

Grendel gets stick every thread about Jackett, Covcity4life used to get it all the time about fat thumbs, others get it a lot for other things. Not saying it's right but put your head above the parapet with nonsense, expect to be called out on it regularly. You know what this place is like -...

Imagine my shock....

I think you mean prime Barnsley?

The ultimate signing reveal video: A chauffeur picks up VE up from the airport, takes him to the CBS and he's greeted by Gus. Gus opens the door and says 'alright mate - shall we do this?'. They then go into a box overlooking the pitch and start with 'you go first, no you go first, no you go...

I'll only believe it when John Harriott posts about it.

Like I said, some holes to pick but overall, a step in the right direction.