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  1. Otis

    Pop stars that look like they shouldn't be pop stars and seem more suited to another profession

    I'll start... Brotherhood of Man. At the back, right hand side. Martin Lee. Manager at Lidl.
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    Dumbest work meetings

    Surely you need a good password if you want to survive a terrorist attack, unless your not having a good password caused the terrorist attack in the first place.
  3. Otis

    Dumbest work meetings

    Where I used to work they had weekly management meetings, even if there was nothing to talk about and they would always last 2 hours, whatever. Anyway, same meeting every week, even when not needed. I do remember one meeting in particular though.... We had a mechanical engineer, who was...
  4. Otis

    Coventry carol

    No, but if you used the lyrics from Wham's Last Christmas and put it to a different tune, it wouldn't be Last Christmas would it? That's what's bugging me. 😂 I do love the piece.
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    Coventry carol

    Only since Jesus got the rizz. Though that may just be a beige flag.
  6. Otis

    Dumbest work meetings

    You saying it like that makes the story a whole lot less amusing.
  7. Otis

    When we were kings

    Were you found guilty or did he get you off?
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    When we were kings

    I I actually have Bob Latchford's shirt. Don't tell him though, he doesn't know about it
  9. Otis

    Rooney is fired up for Friday night

    If he is, it's probably this one....
  10. Otis

    Josh Pask

    According to Wikipedia, Pask is a member of the Christian group F3. I wonder how long it will take him to work his way up to F1.
  11. Otis

    Dumbest work meetings

    I remember having a safety meeting. It was at a smokeless fuel plant, so we had a lot of mechanics and engineers and a lot of maintenance teams etc. We were the office team, so it didn't really involve us, but we were invited in anyway The seminar went on all day and they were endlessly droning...
  12. Otis

    Moving House

    Update And this will cause a smile or two, after all the technological talk. It's going ahead and all the financial agreement documentation and administration forms are being sorted out by.......fax. 😍😂 Looks like we can move on Friday. Our solicitor has said "why didn't they just do this...
  13. Otis

    Coventry carol

    Okay, a quick Google search and it seems to be a reworking somehow It sounds nothing like the Coventry Carol though.
  14. Otis

    Coventry carol

    Lovely, Pete, but that's not the Coventry Carol. 😂
  15. Otis

    Mowbray Sacked

    Yup. Every time he gets sacked he seems to be promoted to a better job. Mikel Arteta better watch his back.
  16. Otis

    Mowbray Sacked

    Only if we can have him from now until Christmas. Not after.
  17. Otis

    Moving House

    Stuck. Nowhere. The affected party (our buyer) can't even get through to her solicitor any more and neither can our own solicitor. 🤷 The problem we have is that our buyer's mortgage deal runs out in 2 weeks and if we go past that, god knows what will happen. They would then have to apply...
  18. Otis

    How will it end?

    Promotion and then quits on a high After that, he will either become a Benedictine monk , or open a vape shop.
  19. Otis

    Moving House

    Fab news. Glad it all got sorted.
  20. Otis

    Best TV shows or movies you can recommend

    Ohh, thanks for that. I knew nothing about it and Cary Grant is just about my favourite actor ever (it's a toss-up between him and James Stewart)
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