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This could end up in quite a flurry of handbags…again.

Bet they’re all sat around the performance data and telemetry of the players, this morning, scratching their heads and asking: ‘Ok, so what is this telemetry telling me?’ ‘hushed silence’ ‘When did their legs become flaky breakfast cereal?!’ ‘They’ve been like that for ages…’ ‘Oh.’ ‘Can...

Plus not having flaky breakfast cereal for legs is a must, for me.

Him as well, ‘Lengthy Lay-Off Liam’. 👍🏻

‘Sick Note’ Sheaf and ‘Treatment Table’ Torp. 👍🏻 Decent alliteration there, I thought. I feel that both players should have a scan to see if their legs are made of Weetabix, also.

Cool Runnings all over again.

He does seem to have the skill set required to fit the model, with room to improve, and for £1.2 mil, does seem a worthy gamble.

Nice ghost impression. 👍🏻

Indeed, he seems to have a quicker turn of pace than Wright and Simms, but it’s hard to tell exactly from highlights reels. Draws a lot of fouls as well. Does appear to be another hybrid forward, in the Vik and Wright mold. Like you say, though, he should be very useful. If the rumour isn’t...

Seems like a backup for Wright, if true. He always appears LFW, and gets in the box when the ball is on the right, similar to Wright. Strong lad, tenacious, links up well in an attack. Seems to average about a goal in 3 games.

Luton, Leeds, WBA, Norwich, Burnley, Sheffield Utd, Middlesborough, and there’s always a surprise team… Mid-table will be congested again with the likes of Watford, Cardiff, Stoke, Bristol City, Swansea and maybe a Plymouth or a Millwall… This will be a tough season. I’d hope we have enough...

I suggested that ages ago, nobody has taste on here it seems. 🤣 Good suggestion, btw.

Jordan Henderson. It’s written in the stars.

Hasn’t Wilson apparently bought a new house in the area? He seems the sort that is happy to be a back up, to be honest, despite his ‘day in the sun’ during our play off season. Collins isn’t the all-round keeper we need, the type to save us crucial games and goals with strong, consistent...

It is when the smell is similar to a stale, rotting pigeon carcass.

Has to be a good 6’3’’, which is odd, as I pictured him as about 5’10.

It’s a running joke; definitely not serious. 👍🏻

I very nearly chucked a ‘Walsh incoming please Robbings’ reply in there. 🤣

The way the Getafe lot were hacking lumps off our players, I’m surprised they’re not all in the hydropool for therapy.