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Noticed lampard just said about the importance of keeping their best players. Maybe a hint towards Doug?

I think the fact it's the first squad of the season has some say in that

That Bench is absolutely filth

Any excuse to dust this off.

The accent doesn't help either Even when they're trying to be civil they sound like someone chucked a cheese grater down the stairs.

Ah shit, it's us next. The butterflies have started

Sorry I meant like this

Didn't we do that stupid "club captain" and "on field captain" thing though?

Bloody hell Ryan Allsopp looks like he's spent the summer looking for his precious 😳

15 mins played 11 freekicks

Think no Delap or Hutchinson really does weaken them though

Printing Money Surely 🫡

Christ. Not sure who's worse, her, or that Yam Yam who says "So **insert new players name**, You mentioned there it was good to get it all done, how pleased are you to get it all done"

Adam Webster went to Brighton for £20 mil at 24 is as close as I can think

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This naused up my search when I put bidwell

Much better thread title. No he's not. As said earlier, I raise you Keith O'Neill. Spondylitis, double leg break, broken foot, dislocated ankle, muscle strains including groin, back, hip, and hamstring. By the time he retired at 27 he was just a puddle with eyes. (But still played more games...

His name actually translates in Spanish to "The Angry C*nt"

I would say that people are more genetically susceptible to injuries yes, much like some people have more of a predisposition to get certain chronic illnesses. However, contact sport is kind of a lottery. I imagine, for example, that he wouldn't have fucked his ACL had he been going for a walk...

So whats your actual question? Your thread title and link doesn't appear to be a nuanced pondering of elite athletes physiology, more of a pisstake because you're bored. Edit, whilst we are at it the king of sicknotes is Darren Anderton. (Or for us, Keith O'Neil)