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Solid pro and it was only 2 years ago that he scored 14 in the Championship but it's hard to look past his age isn't it

For the same batshit reasons I'll put forward ex-Kolkata star Carl Baker as our closest thing to a signing from the far east

930pm is the new 5pm, I read it in Vogue

If he shits himself they stole my idea

Hopefully the club will announce it with one of those viral tweets where he's a character in The Sims, although hopefully not shitting his pants because someone forgot to add a toilet like when I played it

I'm worried by how legitimate this all seems, I'm used to hearing nothing but bullshit and the pretence of insider knowledge so my natural instinct is to expect to see Simms holding up a Swansea scarf in a photo op within the next few days

Someone should swipe those boots and draft a contract on them. Legally airtight

You won't believe the transfer chatter on Bluesky

Imagine us being up there with Southampton. 10 times the followers, 10 times the amount of witless cretins shouting WHERE AM THE SIGNINGS to a tweet about kickoff times

Worst comes to worst we know we can call Blackburn in late August to see if they fancy him for half price. Nice to have a fallback option

They should send the season tickets out with this for a laugh

The online shop site has had a bit of a spruce up, hopefully ready for the washer fluid and golf tees to be added.

'Lead singer of James' is still in play

I think the anger is how Here we go Romano is portraying it as a ridiculously huge number and we should take whatever is offered and be thankful for the business

Well that makes too much sense now

An uphill battle is a bad thing, so when your health goes downhill shouldn't that be good? Going downhill is a piece of piss

Don't tell them that!

I'll be glad when it's all over so there are no more tweets about how Coventry are a team nobody's heard of who should give the player away and be thankful to do so, Sporting are the third team in the three-team farm league, and posts arranging cagematches to determine whether a hypothetical...

I'm not one to read too much into things, but this to me says Hamer out, Doyle back in

Probably wishful thinking but I was wondering the same, it'd be a good way to do it