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Only the sane want to keep sane. The insane want to stop sane. Different strokes...

You can imagine the conversations at SISU HQ can't you? 'OK, Tim - so we are now very close to agreeing a deal. By Wednesday we should have completed the negotiations and be able to announce. Can you prepare a plan so this all goes smoothly?' 'I will Joy, but there's just one thing worrying...

Very wise words. Are you a University lecturer or a rocket scientist?

If one follows the argument that the new blood cannot be trusted to perform, then logically you should also be worried about shipping goals. Our goalkeeper last season saved us many times - and yet he is gone. Our defence was poor and perhaps not surprisingly we have not been swamped with...

And at one stage we had an entire team of Gary Breens.

There were also two Lee Hursts/Hirsts.

Conor Thomas’s family has formed a 5-a-side team and have reached an agreement to play their home games at the Ricoh next season. Conor’s Uncle, who famously leaked the news that they would be ‘playing at the Ricoh’ via the Social Networking site Twitter, was overjoyed with the news. ‘We’ve...

Didn't Dawkins write that book "The Ricoh Delusion"?

No, he's missing. If you get a response tell him his Mum wants him home immediately and he is grounded.

No, that was Bruce Wayne.

This move would be so out of kilter with SISU's strategy and character that I feel it is very very unlikely.

I heard that his Uncle is flying out to train with the team in Italy.

Has anyone seen Connor? He was supposed to be back home for 8pm and his Mum is very cross.

I used to wear a club shirt whilst playing 5-a-side, however since I stopped I have no further need for one. I just couldn't wear a replica shirt for just normal leisure wear. I don't want to advertise myself to anyone else - it's not their business and they probably don't want me foisting it...

Does it not make sense to judge on present performance?

How very unpleasant. I'm going to take a punt and say that you didn't go to Charm School. Glen, I support your right to do anything legal that you want, matey.

One of BackRoomRummermill's one tier removed mates said a load of bullshit.

I don't buy the rumour that he's a numbskull. He was head of risk management for an investment bank. That's not quite as impressive as it sounds, the risk managers don't necessarily understand much of the maths needed to calculate market risk (there are Phd maths spods called quants that do...

Crikey, that's a lot of ellipses!

Finding a sponsor for a shirt that's going to be seen by fewer than 3,000 people each week has to be a tough ask. I imagine that nobody's going to want to pay too much for that. The only firms small enogh are probably local Cov ones - and they wouldn't want the potentially bad publicity when...