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If you want to see whether your eyesight makes it safe to drive, definitely get as many family members in the car as a test. If they don't die in a flaming wreckage you're all good!

The only way they can show more contempt for people at this point is to send someone to every home to gob in our mouths.

Dr Sikora (who admittedly is accused of being a bit too glass half full) has floated the same theory, countries are apparently surprised that with lockdowns being eased there hasn't been a surge in cases and there's a suggestion that it'll start to peter out. Be lovely if it's true

I agree with the conveniently similar tweets of Gove, Sunak, Hancock and pals. He just loves his family unlike everyone else staying home, and it's wrong to politicise this case of a political advisor to the prime minister going against government advice during an issue that dominates politics

I think a first vote is to approve PPG as a permanent option going forward where seasons can't be finished in future, if that gets the ok League 1 clubs then vote for this season whether to adopt that or play on

Make it a massive escape room, anyone who's been in an ikea will know it's halfway there anyway

"My holiday is paid for with the money I've saved by NOT going to the Ricoh and Sixfields, this also includes away games. I'm holidaying in LA for 3 weeks, followed by a 2 weeks cruise from LA to Miami, then the week in Fort Lauderdale with my best friends before flying home" Have to wonder how...

Guarantee the Venn diagram of 'people complaining about Piers Morgan having a go at politicians' and 'people complaining that free speech is taken away' is a solid circle.

I don't know about the attendance but I'm sure it was when they beat Tranmere, I remember messaging him as my ex's dad was Cov Sporting captain that game.

Yep, already said they need to make a saving of £50m for 20/21 which could be a worry

Warwick is planning to have students back in autumn for start of year, although in what capacity remains to be seen. I don't expect big lectures to be held until after Christmas at least though

I'd get right on the Twitter telling people that actually, asterix is a fictional character

Oh for sure, there are plenty of times where he gets to watch someone's version of events on the iPad and call it bollocks with little rebuttal so there's more than a touch of Alan Partridge having the last laugh. I don't think I've seen him willingly contribute to something that acknowledges...

My wife's a teacher, they're all worried about going back to an environment where nobody can tell them it's safe and it's hard to guarantee distancing or protection. Given the choice they'd much rather be in safe classrooms doing a job that's primarily face to face and easier than struggling to...

Imagine when he comes back to reveal he's fine and just spent a few weeks posting as Sky Blue Snowflake for a laugh

I remember flying Air France and getting a complimentary pastry. Thug life

The Sun today are calling teachers militant cowards. Clap for people saving lives but declare war on people trying to avoid spreading a virus yeah

Loved the bit after that when the President claimed bone spurs and sent everyone off to fight the aliens and then spent the speech at the end slagging off his predecessor

The part where she sniffs the marker got me

I don't think it's suppressing freedom of speech to get rid of someone wading around shouting 'lol lol yous are pedo cunts lol lol' hoping for replies, it's giving everyone else freedom from a twat.