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I nearly crashed my car when he said it. FFS what a moron.

None of the above

A wasted talent. A shame for him, I wonder what went wrong?

General Election 2015: Guess which party Wayne Kerr is standing for in the election? | Metro News It's real

I'm voting for him just to see the results being read out

I have seen: Chubby Brown Jimmy Carr Chris Rock Billy Connolly Jonathon Pie (Not really a stand up) Jim Jeffries Funniest Jimmy Carr Most Disappointing Billy Connolly Had tickets for Ben Elton 23/10 but had to give them away (gutted)

Sorry, I have no fucks to give. We have ridden our luck and it ran out last week. We go again.

I want to get to the third round and draw Liverpool away

You mean this is a lie from the BBC?

Our away kit should always be Green and Black stripes. It's iconic

:emoji_metal::emoji_metal::emoji_metal:

Stop blartin!

Hello, Hello, West End Aggro, West Aggro, Hello, Hello

Coming and going at the same time!

LOL I did indeed

Got my play list together for Gary Numan next week, can't wait

Scouring powder was the scourge of my childhood. Didn't have a pair of long trousers until I was 8 (old bastard!) anyway playing out and getting dirty knees, I would be lifted into the kitchen sink and have them scrubbed with Ajax or Vim

both mate

Im trying not to laugh at the racist tone, but it is funny

Mum where's me football? 'up Jack's arse in America' never understood why it would be there