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People getting to the top of stairs/escalators and immediately standing still to work out where they're going, then being surprised by other people appearing and wanting to get past

Just finished week 3 of 16 of my marathon training, doing Manchester end of April. Really enjoying being back out regularly, was hoping to build up some base mileage through November/December but got whatever flu was going around which knocked that on the head (bar Xmas and NYD Parkruns at a...

Starting to think he's just played the long game incredibly well and has only joined them to relegate Vardy as payback for stealing his record of goals in the most consecutive games

Non-league club by me (West Didsbury and Chorlton) have embraced being based in a largely middle-class/hipster area and sing the following: West, West, wherever you may be, We eat hummus and celery, We don’t eat meat, we love broccoli, 'Cus we are Chorlton and West Didsbury.

Watching in a bar with my mates who are all United fans so this is pretty fun

Fucking hilarious

My office is in Macclesfield. One of my colleague lives in Congleton and is a Liverpool fan. Looked me in the eye and asked if we were in the same division as Congleton the other week. Once I'd recovered I asked which fucking division he thinks we're in and he said "Oh I don't know, I don't look...

Had a quiet and sober Friday night so thought I'd do my first Parkrun this morning. First time running in a large group of any kind, a lot more chaos than I'm used to! Got out of bed half hour before and didn't have time for food so I'm happy with a ~23 min time, although Strava logged it as 5.35km.

It's being reported that Ten Hag is gone regardless of the FA Cup result

Well that's annoying, ineligible again. Should have learned from last year.

I'm one of those, just haven't got round to it yet. Staying in 16 and still a week and half to go so no rush.

Southgate not including Henderson

TAA in as a midfielder as well

Goalkeepers: Dean Henderson (Crystal Palace), Jordan Pickford (Everton), Aaron Ramsdale (Arsenal), James Trafford (Burnley). Defenders: Jarrad Branthwaite (Everton), Lewis Dunk (Brighton), Joe Gomez (Liverpool), Marc Guehi (Crystal Palace), Ezri Konsa (Aston Villa), Harry Maguire (Manchester...

Lando lost that himself , just pushing too hard and making mistakes. Nice to see Max being made to work for it.

Feel like Lando catching up with Max is gonna be a big tease and Max will “find” a few seconds before the end

I feel sorry for him, not a lot more he can do on track

Shame that Piastri's been dropped to 5th, would have been better if he could split the Ferrari's. Need a perfect start from Lando.

Wow. On a couple of levels. That lap by Max was ridiculous, but to have both McLarens that close to him is brilliant.