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Feck me..it's like a council meeting in here...

Shaw / Whelan Bleh

Too many words...

We can't afford to shop at Harrads'

More butterball than hardball then...?

Has anyone asked the question: How the fuck would Mutton know what a football club business plan looks like?

The duration theory died during the last 10 seasons...

One word... Bury

Amuses me why people refer to Twitter as "social media", when it's largely inhabited by the socially disabled...

Oh dear...

It's Fisher's plums on Joy's chopping block. If you look closely you can see the beads of sweat forming on his top lip as he furiously attempts to polish a turd, while keeping an eye on the Calphalon just above his testicles...

What is it about Twitter that makes people seem illiterate?

Passionate player, good player...next to no discipline on or off the pitch...

You say that like it's an achievement...

Not a chance... ....there ain't a horse alive that could carry Thorn..

It's like Alanis Morrisette research material... ...two minutes too late

Troll score card. Talk shit - A+ Rile up a few people - D Use of wit - F Intimidation Factor - F Summary: A cringeworthy fail. (Although we do take in to account the difficulty of typing with 10 fingers and 3 thumbs)

Glad we cleared that up...

Did the kids at school force you to play Russian roulette with a bag of Revels?

Tickle them? Gotta fucking find them first...