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Bumbling buffoon Bercow blocks Brexit. Bollocks. That took me most of the afternoon to come up with that bit of alliteration.

Her comments are awful. She's a racist.

How on earth do you come up with such stuff as this ?

The man needs a stint in prison so he can appreciate what freedom means. He doesn't really appreciate how hated he already was before this.

My wife say's she doesn't want to fly any more because of the impact on global warming. Unless people are actually frightened of what is approaching they will do very little.

You beat me to it. It won't be long before a team is losing 4-0 with half an hour to go and the coach will say to the players "right lads, we're coming off. "

I hope Teresa May gets us a really good deal.

No fishermen I know ever refer to it as "Angling" . It's just fishing. Posh twats call it angling. There is a big problem with some eastern European people taking fish from our rivers (such as bream) rather than catch and return. They also regularly fish rivers out of season mid March- June and...

If someone does make a suggestion, you'll likely disagree, so there's no point.

I thought the protesters sang quite well. Perhaps they were a self help group out on a confidence building exercise, only to have their day ruined by some deranged scouse git who'd just stuffed his backpack with the contents of the elderly lady's handbag at the cashpoint. Nut case.

They really need to target airports and not this kind of crap. It's like one of them coming to my house to check on my energy efficiency only to tell me off because my worm bin isn't the right colour.

I'd bring back all those old buses we had where you'd jump on at the back at any point of the journey at the risk of falling off or getting away without paying at all.

l hope those people blocking the road arrived by public transport or walked, use their washing machine as little as possible, do their washing up by hand in a bowl of rainwater rather than firing up the dishwasher on a daily basis, wear sustainable second hand clothing etc etc.

And by that logic, a European war is inevitable as soon as we leave. As a brexiteer I would be demanding every household requires an Anderson shelter asap.

Of course they have no idea what "remain" actually means other than everything remaining the same. We, on the other hand want to bring back hanging, world war, hanging , blue passports, hanging, dunces caps, hanging, shillings and pence, incandescent lighbulbs, fence panels measured by the foot...

My case ?

No one would vote to leave to regain imperial measurements and if you believe that then you're ever so slightly out of touch. On the other hand why would anyone need to demand a return to a system we still use on a daily basis today, or have you forgotten we still use pints, miles , feet and...

Wow, how trendy that term has become. Well done.

Pounds and ounces is fucking easy . Perhaps we should drive on the fucking right.

Don't be daft. There is an enormous blob of hairy lard controlling the whole of the United States.